Stomachache is real – Ch.10 – Interview

Manager Lin Da* accepted an interview program for Yue Du, when the host asked film emperor Yue about his marriage life, she originally wanted to give Yue Du a chance to show affection, to create a Yue Du who has a happy marriage, and a happy family persona, as a result, Yue Du screwed it up.

(I’m not sure if his name is Lin Da or if it’s ‘Great manager Lin’ since there is little punctuation in Chinese, it can be confusing sometimes)

The show host asked him: “Who is the boss at home, you or your lover?”

“Me.” Yue Du leaned back, spreading his hands: “It’s certainly me, at home my words are not disregarded, if I want him to cook then he won’t be washing bowls.”

Seeing that the host didn’t believe it, he even clenched his fist to show the truth of what he said, “When it’s necessary I would use my fist.”

[Use your fist for what, to massage Uncle Liang’s back?]

[I saw Yue Du clenching his fist the size of a sandbag, and then giving Liang ZiTeng a back massage]

[This tone of brother Yue, if I haven’t seen “Love is right before our eyes” I might have believed it]

[Ah right, right, right, you’re bossy, so bossy that you cook and wash bowls, no giving Uncle Liang the chance to speak at all!]

[In this regard, I admit that Uncle’s words don’t work]

“…” The smile on the host’s face froze for a moment: “Then film emperor Yue is so bossy at home, how does your lover react?”

“What reaction can he have? He likes me so much, I have the last word for sure, everybody knows it, Tongtong and I got married because both our parents got strongly involved, there are no feelings, in order to keep me, he always listens to me.”

[It doesn’t make sense if we don’t @BreezeEntertainementLiangZiTeng]

[Yes, yes, being a fan of stomachache cp, I can guarantee, their marriage is arranged, but Uncle Liang doesn’t like brother Yue, there’s no feeling at all, it’s not nice to ship]

This is different from what the director said ah? The host smiled wryly, and could only bite the bullet and continue to ask.

“Then what is the reason you participated in the marriage variety show with film emperor Liang before?”

“En……”

That question was a bit difficult, Yue Du pondered for a while, and answered decisively: “His popularity is high, I want to ride his popularity.”

The host: “….It is rumored on the Internet that you and film emperor Liang are opponents right?”

“I can’t give up on traffic because we are opponents right?” Yue Du chuckled a bit: “Someone like me, is very unprincipled.”

[Laughing to death, Yue Du toward other people: Don’t get involved, toward Liang ZiTeng: Popularity is very high, I want to ride]

[Using what to ride? Be clear]

[If you aren’t a top-class film emperor, I would really believe that it was to ride his popularity] 

[Watch carefully his face when he said he wants to ride, tut tut tut don’t want to look at it, don’t want to look at it]

[A certain star: Before when I wanted to ship a cp with you to earn some traffic you were not like this ‘unprincipled’ ah!]

[“I want to ride it”]

[Want to ride his popularity or ride something else I don’t even want to say]

[Understood, understood, film emperor Yue doesn’t have any principle when he wants to ride uncle Liang]

[How do you want to ride, how do you want to ride? Tell the details (drooling)] 

[a movie director is going to come to this barrage area to find material]

The host showed that it was too difficult for him, if he continued to ask, film emperor Yue’s persona won’t be able to be saved anymore: someone who seemed to have male chauvinism idea then who doesn’t have principles, a man who commits domestic violence and will do anything to get traffic? 

This would definitely make him lose fans, what should he do by the time his fans scold him?

Touching the sweat on his forehead, the host could only continue to ask: “There are reports that say, you and film emperor Liang often wear the same style, is this true?”

Isn’t that a good occasion to show affection?! The disgruntled host had only one thought in mind, if Yue Du still won’t answer the questions properly, she is going to eat the microphone!

But Yue Du ruthlessly broke her fantasy: “Yes, we would wear the same style, because we buy it together, it’s cheaper.”

“……”

“Then your manager said that you make a birthday cake for film emperor Liang every year?”

“Made that myself, cheap.”

“You and film emperor Liang watch movies together late at night?”

“Carpool, save fuel money.” 

“Staying in a hotel together late at night?”

“Save room money, showering together save water fees.” Yue Du even learned to rush to answer: “I am very stingy, I know.”

Overall it wasn’t because he liked Liang ZiTeng.

Yue Du thought like this, and continued to look at the host, waiting for her to ask questions.

“There are paparazzi who took a shot of you two eating one ice cream.”

“Oh— —-”

Yue Du took the photo from the host’s hand, the shot was not bad, in the photo he and Liang ZiTeng were so close that they could kiss together.

“I’m on a diet, eating an ice cream would make me fat, so we’re sharing.”

“……”

You don’t know how to answer questions then give the opportunity to me, I’ll do it! The host’s heart collapsed: “That’s all for today’s interview.”

If they went any further, she was going to be pissed off to death, with a smile on her face: “Goodbye, audience.”

[Shocking!!! The reason why the famous film emperors wear the same style is because of this, 99% of the fans don’t know]

[Saving fuel fees, water fees, electricity fees, and room fees, you really are something Yue Du, stingy, you are the stingiest]

[Yue Du: There are reasons for wearing same style, anyway it is not because I like Liang ZiTeng]

[It is cheaper to buy together the same style of clothes? Is it one piece of clothing that costs ten thousand kind of cheap?”

[How much endorsement fee has PinXiXi¹ given you?]

[I know from the previous barrage that you have a hard mouth, but didn’t know that your excuses were so outrageous]

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Notes:

1. There is a shopping website called PinDuoDuo which concept is the more people buy together one product, the cheaper it will be. 

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Stomachache is real – Ch.9 – It’s all the alcohol’s fault

Living together

Yue Du used to argue with Liang ZiTeng, but manager Lin Ping said: “You two seem to be arguing every day, but in fact, you appreciate each other.”

Yue Du was so angry that he stomped on the floor: “I appreciate him? How is that possible? Although he indeed is a tiny bit cute, but, he and I are enemies okay?” 

Lin Ping: “Right, you guys are enemies, and you also did not especially learn to cook for him.” 

Yue Du rolled his eyes: “Even if we are enemies I cannot watch him die from stomachache right?”

Lin Ping nodded: “Right, you’re kind-hearted, you cook for him, I’ve been your manager for more than ten years, I have never eaten it.”

Yue Du: “You have a stomach illness?”

Lin Ping: “‘yo, I actually really do have it.”

Yue Du: “… If you have stomach illness then go to see a doctor, it is not like the meals I make are medicine.”

Lin Ping: “……Alright, since you are enemies, then when the company allocates apartments, you will not be allocated together, to avoid conflicts.”

Yue Du refuted: “That won’t work.”

Lin Ping supported his forehead: “The reason.”

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Yue Du: “Didn’t you say that I…am kind-hearted? His stomach is unwell, and we are about to enter high school, anxious from schoolwork, I am just helping him, cooking for him and so on.”

Lin Ping was silent for a long time, and helplessly said: “Alright, I understand.”

Yue Du continued: “That, it’s not that I want to live with Liang ZiTeng, it is just that if the company really has to arrange it this way, it is not like I cannot not agree to it.” 

Lin Ping: “…”

Am I in charge of a dead duck¹ artist?

Liang ZiTeng asked Yue Du: “I heard that you took the initiative to apply to the company to live together with me?”

Yue Du: “It’s not me, it’s brother Lin Ping, he wanted me to apply.”

Liang ZiTeng and Yue Du keep staring straight at Lin Ping.

Lin Ping: “……Yes, it’s me, room prices in the school district are high, this arrangement is also to save resources.”

Yue Du: “Look, it wasn’t me who wanted it, it was to save resources.”

Liang ZiTeng: “……”

Being together:

Lin Ping said that Yue Du and Liang ZiTeng admired each other, and Yue Du felt that it was impossible for him to admire Liang ZiTeng, but he was this outstanding, Liang ZiTeng must admire him.

Liang ZiTeng knows what he likes and dislikes to eat, remembers his birthday, and understands his likes and dislikes.

Yue Du asked Lin Ping: “He understands me better than my father and mother, does he like me?”

Lin Ping gave him a big roll of eyes: “The one who knows you best is often your enemy, don’t you also understand him the same.”

Yue Du nodded: “He must like me, although we are enemies, but he likes me that much, it’s not that I can’t reluctantly accept him.”  

But Yue Du tried many methods, Liang ZiTeng just won’t confess to him, he would even say something to block Yue Du’s confession.

Yue Du: “Dead duck being hard-mouth², alright, let me see until when you’re going to be hard.” 

Yue Du decided to stimulate Liang ZiTeng, he deliberately brought the love letter in front of Liang ZiTeng: “A love letter our class’ class flower³ gave me, she is so beautiful, I think I can agree to it, it’s not a loss to try. Furthermore, we both graduated from high school, it’s not considered puppy love anymore.”

Liang ZiTeng had no reaction.

Yue Du was very depressed.

On the next day, Yue Du was locked in the house by Liang ZiTeng.

Yue Du moved the shackles on his hands: “Captivity, play?” You sure know how to play!”

Liang ZiTeng who originally thought he was going to be very angry: “…”

Yue Du was overjoyed: “Why did you lock me up? Is it to monopolize me, is it because you don’t want me to watch other people, is it because you like me?”

Liang ZiTeng: “…” Although it was this fact, why did he not want to admit it anymore right now. 

“Prevent you from harming others outside, eliminate a public threat.”

Yue Du laughed out loud: “Just be hard-mouthed, you just like me hahahaha wu.” His mouth was suddenly attacked, Yue Du widened his eyes: “You kissed me.”

Liang ZiTeng’s face was flushed: “Accident.” 

Yue Du’s free hand hooked the back of Liang ZiTeng’s neck, and had a deep kiss with him, an entanglement of tongue hooked against tongue, and a silver thread was pulled out when the lips parted.

Yue Du’s voice was hoarse: “This, is an accident, learned it? From now on accidents will happen like this.”

Liang ZiTeng: “…En.”

After that, the two had frequent “accidents”.

The first time (Yes, that kind of first time):

After being together for a period of time, Yue Du moved his mind to do certain things. But he and Liang ZiTeng are both people who want to save face, even if there are some things, there must be a cause.

Thus before that kind of thing, Yue Du deliberately took a sip of wine in front of Liang ZiTeng, just a tiny sip.

He pressed down Liang ZiTeng: “What did I do just now?”

Liang ZiTeng was a bit muddled: “…drink wine?”

Yue Du touched his head to express praise: “En, so now I am drunk.” 

Liang ZiTeng seemed to understand: “And then?”

Yue Du pretended to be serious: “One might be promiscuous after drinking.”

Liang ZiTeng raised his head and kissed him, taking away some of the smell of wine left in Yue Du’s mouth, his eyes glistening.

“I am also drunk now.”

Yue Du almost lost control: “Then we, can start to be promiscuous?”

Liang ZiTeng kissed him: “Ok.” 

……

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Notes:

1. Stubborn, unwilling to admit mistakes
2. Stubborn
3. ‘Class flower’ Prettiest girl in the class (You might have seen “school flower” more often)

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Stomachache is real – Ch.8 – The great filial sons

The origin of TongTong: 

The first time Liang ZiTeng and Yue Du were filming, the male lead asked them what their names were, little friend Liang ZiTeng was very cold, and did not answer. 

Yue Du answered as his elder brother, but he had knocked off his teeth a few days ago, and his words were a bit leaky: “My name is Yue Du, and his name is Liang ZiYong, TongTong.”

Liang ZiTeng: “TengTeng.”

Yue Du nodded: “TongTong.”

“TengTeng.”

“TongTong.”

“You said it wrong.”

“I did not, it is TongTong.”

This is their first argument.

The legendary arranged marriage: 

It was past Yue Du’s twenty-two birthday, he asked father Yue and mother Yue: “Isn’t my age a bit old already?” 

Father Yue and mother Yue: “Not old ah, you’re only this old, still young.” 

Yue Du coughed a few times.

Father Yue and mother Yue hesitated for a while: “Ah, your age is indeed a bit old, a bit old.” 

Yue Du nodded satisfyingly: “Other people already have a kid at this age, am I not supposed to get married already.” 

Father Yue and mother Yue: “Oh, you want to get married?”

Yue Du coughed: “I don’t want to get married, but I don’t want to go against your wishes, it isn’t not okay if you really want to urge me to marry.”

Father Yue and mother Yue: “Then…then marry.”  

Yue Du: “Then who do you want me to get married to?” 

Father Yue and mother Yue: “Whom do you want to get married to.”

Yue Du: “I don’t have someone I like, and I am so filial, I’ll listen to you bah.”

Father Yue and mother Yue looked at each other: “Oh, then to TengTeng, you guys grew up together, and you also like him, it’s good to get married to him.” 

Yue Du jumped up: “Who likes him, I don’t like him, I don’t want to get married to him, absolutely not.”

Father Yue and mother Yue: “Eh, then let us change the partner.” 

Yue Du turned around and left: “As you want, I’ll listen to you anyway, I have no way to refute.”

Father Yue and mother Yue chose the lady from the Wang family: “This one is good, gentle character, and also good-looking.” 

Yue Du: “En, not bad.” 

Father Yue and mother Yue thought he was also satisfied. 

It didn’t take long for the Yue family profits to drop by three hundred percentage points.

Yue Du is the one managing the family business, father Yue asked him what was the situation, Yue Du expressionlessly: “Doing business, it’s inevitable to have some losses.” 

Father Yue and mother Yue pondered for a long time, maybe the gender was wrong, then chose the little master from the Xie family: “This one is optimistic and lively, young and cute.” 

Yue Du nodded: “En, not bad.” 

Yue family’s profits fell by three hundred percentage points. 

Father Yue went to find Yue Du.

Yue Du was very calm: “There’s loss and gain when doing business, normal.” 

Father Yue’s meat felt painful¹: “Who do you want to marry in the end?” 

Yue Du blinked innocently: “I am so filial, of course I am listening to you guys yah.” 

Father Yue scolded him: “Unfilial son.” 

Father Yue and mother Yue discussed for a long time again, in the end, decided to listen to mother Yue, and chose Liang ZiTeng.

Yue Du jumped to his feet: “I don’t want to marry him, I refuse.” 

Father Yue hesitated again, even those who he was not opposed to fell by three hundred percentage points, with such a fierce opposition would the Yue family lose profits to death, he almost wanted to open his mouth to change into someone else, but he was stopped by mother Yue. 

Yue Du was fiercely opposed to it. 

The Yue family’s profits rose by ten hundred percentage points.

Father Yue was happy on one hand and praised mother Yue on the other hand; “It’s still you who get our son.” 

When Liang ZiTeng was almost twenty-two years old, Father Liang and mother Liang told him the Yue family wanted to have an arranged marriage with the Liang family. 

Liang ZiTeng: “I don’t care, I will listen to you.” 

Father Liang and mother Liang: “TengTeng is so filial, then let’s go with the arranged marriage, you and xiao Yue grew up together, and the two family’s relationship is good, there won’t be any loss.” 

Liang ZiTeng expressionlessly: “I don’t want to marry Yue Du, I hate him.” 

Father Liang and mother Liang: “It’s like this ah, then let’s not do the arranged marriage, let’s find a time to reject them that’s it.” 

“Pang——” The cup in Liang ZiTeng’s hand fell to the ground and broke, and he then took another cup: “I’ll listen to you.”

Father Liang and mother Liang hesitated: “Then, arranged marriage?” 

Liang ZiTeng: “I hate Yue Du, don’t want to marry him.” 

Father Liang and mother Liang: “Then, no arranged marriage?” 

“Pang— —” The cup in Liang ZiTeng’s hands fell to the ground and broke, he then took another one: “I’ll listen to you.”

Like this, four cups were dropped, father Liang couldn’t bear it anymore: “Marry, the two of you must get married, if you don’t then I’ll hit you to death.” 

Liang ZiTeng gently put down the cup in his hands, and left just as expressionlessly: “Alright, I’ll listen to you.” 

Finally the two of them “unwillingly” have gotten married. 

That night:

Liang ZiTeng: “Why did you marry me?” 

Yue Du: “I don’t want that either, I actively resisted, but my parents forced me with the prospect of the company, and I have always been filial to my parents, so I agreed to get married. Why did you marry me?” 

Liang ZiTeng: “I also resisted, my father dropped cups in front of me, saying that if I don’t marry you he will hit me to death, I don’t want them to be sad.” 

Yue Du: “We are really as filial as each other.” 

Liang ZiTeng: “En.” 

They are really pitiful young people, not having enough capacity to resist the ruthless marriage under feudalism, sacrificing their own freedom and happiness, in exchange of the satisfaction of the feudal elders.

Yue Du pressed Liang ZiTeng under his body, throat rolling: “Well, although we have been forced and are helpless, shouldn’t we fulfill our husband and husband obligations, otherwise I am afraid that the adults from the two families will be unhappy. “

Liang ZiTeng: “……En, it makes sense.” 

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Notes:

1. Means that he feels the pain for all the money he lost.

Sorry, I actually finished translating it last week but I got really busy with work.

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Stomachache is real – Ch.7 – Double-faced does not exist

The new plot began: 

The teacups were displayed on the table, withered flowers and leaves, the surroundings were quiet, and the two were sitting opposite each other.

It was a rare occasion for Liang ZiTeng to be gentle with Yue Du: “When this minister met Your Majesty, you were still the eight-year-old Majesty, only as high as this minister’s shoulders.”

Yue Du got up and held him from behind, tightly wrapping his hands around his waist: “The Empress used to dislike me for being short, at that time, you were this emperor’s tutor, did you like me calling you teacher?” He was still joking, hooking Liang ZiTeng’s long hair and intertwining it between his fingers, round and a round of deep attachment and tenderness.

“This minister has admired His Majesty from a long time ago, marrying into the palace was not only for the purpose of stabilizing the court.”

Yue Du rejoiced in his heart, and kissed Liang ZiTeng’s face again and again: “I also truly like the empress, wanting to kiss the empress and hug the empress since a long time ago.” He expressed his love to Liang ZiTeng in an unscrupulous tone, so Liang ZiTeng never believed his feelings, even if there is only one empress in the harem.

Liang ZiTeng looked at the scenery in the distance, a pond of withering lotus, he took a sip of tea, smiling gently and peacefully: “Your Majesty has a deep understanding of virtue, and is proficient in literature and military strategy, and over time, will surely become a wise ruler.”

“You are so strange today, you keep praising me, do you want me to give the imperial decree to attack Nanrong? I have already sent a general to the battle, I said it that way before to deceive people.”

“The Liang family is powerful, but if I leave the position of minister, and no longer pose a threat to your majesty. Can Your Majesty look at this minister’s face and only suppress my clan but not exterminate it, this minister has already made a selection list, all of them are noble girls, if Your Majesty… …”

Yue Du bit the back of Liang ZiTeng’s neck dissatisfied: “I don’t like what noble girl, I like men.”

Liang ZiTeng took another sip of tea, and said to himself: “If Your Majesty really likes men, you can also appoint some servants, but it is better to leave a bloodline for the royal family.”

“I don’t like all of these……” Yue Du finally realized something, and summoned the imperial physician in a panic: “Liang ZiTeng, are you stupid, I just want to force you to reveal your heart, who wants you to die?”

The emperor, who had always been utterly carefree, was totally in a panic.

“Liang ZiTeng, I don’t want you to die.”

“If you dare to die I am going to exterminate the Liang family, I dare to say it and will do it.”

“I don’t want someone else, the one I like is you.”

Liang ZiTeng fell into the emperor’s arms weakly: “Why didn’t you say it earlier? I thought you wanted me dead.” Now that he has taken the Duanchang powder¹, it’s too bad he can’t be rescued.

“I was wrong, I was wrong. Where is the imperial physician? Quickly look at the empress.” 

The old imperial physician bowed and saluted: “Your Majesty, don’t worry, the Broken Soul Powder² I gave to His Royal Highness is actually an ordinary tranquilizer, and His Highness will be fine after a night of sleep.”

Afterward, the emperor and the empress lived happily together.

Thousands of years later, college student Yue Du fell in love with his young teacher at first sight: “Teacher, you are like advanced mathematics, even if I know I’m going to be done, I won’t give up on you³.”

The plot ended.

[Thought that it was going to be a tragic plot, was too careless] 

[Did your stomach ache today? Come ship stomach ache cp -ah, veteran film emperor, if not sweet, no need money] 

[When the empress collapsed I thought he was going to die, made me so sad] 

[Fortunately, it’s a good ending, or else I would’ve cried.] 

[To tell you the truth, I cried at the empress’ confession]

[Uncle Liang really seemed to have given up everything wuwuwu]

There was an interview after filming.

Yue Du wiped the stool for Liang ZiTeng before letting him sit down.

“Teacher Yue is really good to teacher Liang⁴.”

Yue Du raised his eyebrows: “Who made him so delicate?” Liang ZiTeng slapped him.

“The both of them are really in love.”

The couple of husbands both show disdain.

“Who is in love with him? Someone like him? Hooligan.”

“I am in love with him? He doesn’t even know how to cook, after serving him he is still being picky about it.”

MC: “……”

“Do both teachers think that love would weaken over time?” 

“No.” Both of them replied in unison. 

“Why?” 

Yue Du held Liang ZiTeng’s hand: “Because I love someone, it’s been over ten years already, I still love him very much, and I will still love him in the future.” 

Liang ZiTeng blushed: “Is it my business who you love?”

Yue Du still held his hand: “Yes, it’s none of your business, the one I love isn’t you.”

“Liang ZiTeng blushed harder: “The one I love isn’t you either.”

MC: “……”

Fuck.

……

[Next, please enjoy the large-scale of tearing openly and showing off secretly “We Are Not in Love”]

[The hypocritical men are starting again]

[Although uncle likes to sneak glances at film emperor Yue, help him dress, act as an assistant, eat his vinegar, hug him to sleep, call him gēgē, we all know that uncle was forced.]

[Although old Yue would kiss film emperor Liang at every turn, cook for him, caress his waist, hug him to sleep, eat his tofu⁵, and call him TongTong, we all know old Yue did that in spite of him.]

[Although they kiss every day, hug often, caress waist and rub head, intertwine their ten fingers, and show affection to provoke us, we all know it’s marriage through families, an arranged marriage, they are fake husbands]

[Yes, they argue every day, they are nemesis]

[Fans are as hypocritical as the idols]

[Please don’t increase fans with idol behavior, okay?]

[I won’t ship this kind of fake couple. I definitely didn’t watch their videos, I didn’t watch “Love is right before our eyes”, and I didn’t write fanfic for them, who wants to ship them, it’s not sweet at all.]

[Can dàdà⁶ update the text about the stomachache first, and then be double-faced okay?

[ Yeah, this is not my tenth time coming to brush “Love is right before our eyes”]

[Those who know, know, this is your eleventh-time hahahaha]

Ye Meng: “”The variety show is over, do you have any arrangements?”]

Yue Du: “Stay at home to accompany my wife, then continue to show off affection.” 

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1. Often appears in movies or books in Ancient China settings, it is said to be a poison that is colorless, tasteless, that kills a person slowly.
2. Not an error, at least it was written as Duanhun (broken soul) powder and not Duanchang.
3. Note: lmao, omg, I had such a hard time understanding that, on the internet, you can find “You’re like my advanced math book” which means ‘you make me sleepy’ but in this chapter, the author just used “you’re my advanced mathematics”, I was like urgh I don’t want to translate anymore, I have no fcking idea what that means. I went on Douyin, then Weibo, and finally saw a post “You’re like advanced mathematics, I won’t fail in advanced mathematics.” 挂 can means fail/to die/to be done and I finally got it.
4. Teacher/master is a respectful way to address actors/actresses, especially if they are seniors. 
5. Take advantage of him
6. 大大 [dàdà] is literally “big big/great” but it is an internet slang, like “great author” but shortened to just “dada” 

As I have stated before, I have tenosynovitis, I went to the doctor and they gave me a splint but it still hurts although it’s been two months so I told them to send me to the physical therapist to see if he can do something, I had a first session with him and he said to wear the splint only if it really hurts and we’re doing exercises. Hopefully, it will heal quickly but yeah, it’s one of the reasons I haven’t been able to update as often as before. Thank you for your understanding!

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Stomachache is real – Ch.6 – Alright, it’s a display of affection

The first half of the plot was over, and the rest of the plot will not start until the next day.

Ye Meng was very interested in Yue Du’s script, and kept asking questions on the way back to the hotel.

“You talk a lot.” Yue Du played with Liang ZiTeng’s hand, not really wanting to talk to her.

Ye Meng rolled her eyes, and became addicted to acting. She pinched her throat and said delicately: “The concubine is worried about losing His Majesty’s favors.”

Liang ZiTeng’s fingers were thin, long, and nice, the joints were distinct, Yue Du pulled them up and kissed them. The gentle kiss tickled his heartstrings, Liang ZiTeng’s long eyelashes trembled, and his eyes signaled him not to go too far.

Yue Du received the message, and with a bit of force he squeezed his fingers into Liang ZiTeng’s hand, interlocking their ten fingers, and returned to the emperor’s casual attitude: “You have never received favors, how can you talk about losing them?” He replied to Ye Meng, but kept staring at Liang ZiTeng: “This emperor’s favor, of course, is only given to my empress alone.”

The itchiness in his hands spread to his heart, Liang ZiTeng, and Yue Du looked at each other, and saw the deep warmth in his eyes.

Liang ZiTeng was almost obsessed with that look, he turned his head in embarrassment, it was over, he wanted to lock up Yue Du once again. 

Yue Du found it funny: “Tong Tong, why aren’t you looking at me?”

Liang ZiTeng didn’t reply, only exerting strength on the hand holding Yue Du’s, he was afraid he couldn’t help himself.

Ye Meng who was left out: “……”

[Calcium Oxide¹, was fed dog food again]

[Heart hurts for Mengmeng]

[Arranged marriage, family marriage, ha, men]

[And to say that I used to make up stories of two men fighting over a woman, now……]

The barrage was brushed over with [Heart hurts for Mengmeng]

After getting out of the car Ye Meng came to find Yue Du: “What about that Ou Feng?”

Yue Du replied nonchalantly: “Nothing about it.”

Ye Meng was surprised: “He is your rival in love, when did you treat your rival in love so well? “

Yue Du was helpless: “Am I very brutal to my rivals?”

Ye Meng nodded.

[Want to know how Yue Du treats his rivals]

[Want to know +1]

Yue Du was speechless for a moment: “Du ge is going to teach you a new way to deal with rivals.”

Ye Meng was curious: “How to deal with them?”

Yue Du walked towards Ou Feng and Liang ZiTeng: “Turn your love rival into your common love rival.”

Ou Feng and Liang ZiTeng discussed his previous movies, Liang ZiTeng couldn’t refuse, and was chatting idly with him.

Ou Feng was proud of being able to have a conversation with Liang ZiTeng, noticing that Yue Du was coming towards them, he was a little dissatisfied, and had already thought of a heap of tea speech. 

They all looked at Yue Du, Yue Du didn’t directly talk to Liang ZiTeng, instead he sat next to Ou Feng: “What are you chatting about?”

Surprise flashed in Liang ZiTeng’s eyes.

Ou Feng opened his mouth to explain: “Yue senior, I and Liang ZiTeng were chatting about films, I’m like this because I really like ZiTeng ge too much, don’t be angry by all means, ZiTeng ge is so outstanding, it’s normal that he is liked, you wouldn’t even mind this would you?”  His attitude was weak, as if Yue Du was bullying him.

What was unexpected was that Yue Du didn’t hate him, but smiled brightly, his handsome face added to his charm: “Don’t call me senior, it makes it sounds so unfamiliar, just call me Du ge just like Xiao Meng.”

[Ou – green tea essence – Feng]

[Has Yue Du been possessed?] 

[Lao Yue is too charming when he smiles, but why is he smiling at Ou Feng?]

[He is speaking so gently to his love rival? I f-, people who are not aware might think that he likes Ou Feng]

[What’s happening to Old Yue?]

Ou Feng was dumbfounded, and had no choice but to go along Yue Du’s words calling out: “Du ge.” 

Liang ZiTeng watched with cold eyes, saw Yue Du smiling at Oufeng, and gave Ou Feng a cold look, Ou Feng felt something was wrong.

Yue Du redoubled his efforts: “Xiao Ou is quite good at cooking, I like those who know how to cook, when we have time we can exchange experiences together .”

Ou Feng felt that the look Liang ZiTeng used to look at him became even colder, his back felt a bit cold.

[Uncle seems to be angry, not even speaking once]

[En en, his face is full of unhappiness]

[Is uncle Liang drinking vinegar? aaahhh so cute]

Yue Du stretched out his hand to slap Ou Feng’s shoulder, as a result, his hand was caught by someone, the emotions in Liang ZiTeng’s eyes were unclear, he looked at Ou Feng, then looked at him: “Let’s go back.”

Yue Du knew that he succeeded, instead, he held Liang ZiTeng’s hand, pleased with himself: “We’re going back to sleep, Little Meng, you guys should go to bed early too, good night.” He didn’t share his gaze with anyone else, and only looked at Liang ZiTeng.

Ou Feng sat paralyzed on the sofa, although the male god looked at him coldly, and didn’t care, it didn’t affect him to continue chasing the male god, but the look that the male god used to look at him just now, actually made him afraid.

Terrifying.

[Hahahahaha This is turning the love rival into a common rival? Laughing to death]

[Once again feel sorry for little tea Ou Feng, Yue Du really isn’t human]

[Feel sorry little tea Ou, hurt by the old man’s love] 

After returning to the room, Liang ZiTeng bit Yue Du’s shoulder, with a heavy tone: “Like someone who knows how to cook?”

Yue Du hooked his neck, his head propped against his, the tip of their nose touching: “The dishes he made look good?”

They both tacitly did not mention Ou Feng’s name, the expression of their eyes intertwining fiercely, and the surging jealousy melted into an intense kiss.

The air was hot and dry.

Liang ZiTeng panted and held Yue Du’s hand that was going downward, his voice was no longer cold, but soft as if acting spoiled: “There’s a shoot tomorrow.”

  Yue Du didn’t stop his movements, and kissed his face: “Be good, I’ll just rub it outside, not going in.”

“Who would believe you.” Liang ZiTeng refutes.

Reality proved it, sometimes men’s words cannot be trusted.

Liang ZiTeng’s request changed from not doing it at the beginning to not leaving marks on the neck, and having to wear clothes after cleaning up.

……

The next morning, the program team wanted to live broadcast waking up all the guests, when they came to YueLiang’s room, the scene they saw was very harmonious: Liang ZiTeng’s hands were wrapped around YueDu’s neck, and his head was buried in the crook of YueDu’s neck. Yue Du’s arms were also holding Liang ZiTeng, and kissing the top of Liang ZiTeng’s head, with a peaceful face. The warm scene made people not have the heart to disturb.

Yue Du woke up first, He raised his index finger to his lips, signaling to the cameraman not to wake up Liang ZiTeng, and skillfully opened Liang ZiTeng’s hand, his movements were brisk, so as not to wake Liang ZiTeng up.

But when Yue Du left the bed, Liang ZiTeng still made a movement, facing Yue Du in a daze, calling out softly with a nasal voice: “Gege.”

Yue Du leaned over to kiss him: “Be good, sleep a little longer, gēgē is going to cook for you.”

Liang ZiTeng, who was coaxed to his liking, fell asleep again.

[Please have the awareness of a fake couple, don’t show off your love ok? ]

[I didn’t wake up that early to eat dog food]

[The word vinegar I already said it till it’s about to rot]

[Liang ZiTeng with no alternative, film emperor Yue unable to help himself]

[Heh, hypocritical men, yesterday they said it was a marriage alliance between families, but slept together today]

[Aloof iceberg film emperor Liang, arranged marriage stomachache]

[Won’t believe men anymore]

[So my cp has been reversed aahhh crying to death]

[So there are some cp that cannot be judged by the height, aaahhh cp has been reversed]

[Actually, gong acting coquettish is also quite touching]

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Notes:

1. Calcium oxide chemical formula CaO, could be read as ‘cao’, which is a homophone of ‘fuck’

Thank you for the coffees! I think it’ll take a while before being able to update on a regular schedule, I just got the right to work from home twice a week, and I somehow managed to put clear up a corner to put the computer but I still gotta clear the space around before I’m able to really sit comfortably in my little bedroom.

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